Advantages of Muslim wives

#1
Muslims are always getting a kicking here, so I tried to come up with some advantages of having a musilm Doris:

1. You can have up to 4 of them.
2. They are used to being mistreated, so being only half nice will guarantee that they'll love you forever.
3. If you don't like them you can get rid of them by saying "I divorce thee" three times.
4. If they are so ugly they have to have to hide their face - hey, they already do!
5. They don't fill up all the wardrobes with their clothes, how many burkas do you need anyway?
6. If you've got a bit on the sidew, it's really easy getting them in and out without being recognised.

There must be many more!
 
#2
phibeck said:
Muslims are always getting a kicking here, so I tried to come up with some advantages of having a musilm Doris:

1. You can have up to 4 of them.
2. They are used to being mistreated, so being only half nice will guarantee that they'll love you forever.
3. If you don't like them you can get rid of them by saying "I divorce thee" three times.
4. If they are so ugly they have to have to hide their face - hey, they already do!
5. They don't fill up all the wardrobes with their clothes, how many burkas do you need anyway?
6. If you've got a bit on the sidew, it's really easy getting them in and out without being recognised.

There must be many more!
7. And almost as much fun as Christmas, when you unwrap it and find out what you married?
 
#4
As they can't prey in the same location as you, you can quickly nip off to the pub afterwards............... doh! That is if you arnt a muslim yourself.
 
#5
You can marry a c0ck starved munter & tell all your mates she's a stunna.
 
#6
If you are into specialistic sex i.e pain and torture then bingo.

Imagine the pleasure of being imbedded upto your back wheels while dressed in an orange boiler suit..................

Shortly before being beheaded.
 

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