Muslims are always getting a kicking here, so I tried to come up with some advantages of having a musilm Doris: 1. You can have up to 4 of them. 2. They are used to being mistreated, so being only half nice will guarantee that they'll love you forever. 3. If you don't like them you can get rid of them by saying "I divorce thee" three times. 4. If they are so ugly they have to have to hide their face - hey, they already do! 5. They don't fill up all the wardrobes with their clothes, how many burkas do you need anyway? 6. If you've got a bit on the sidew, it's really easy getting them in and out without being recognised. There must be many more!