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Advantages/Disadvantages of being a woman.

#11
Advantages of being female:
1) Tend to live longer.
2) Can retire sooner.
3) You will almost certainly win any legal battle against a man.
4) Much larger choice of clothes and shoes.
5) Lower standards are acceptable.
6) You will be welcome at a lesbian orgy.
7) Nobody demands that you make your arguments/complaints logical or coherent.
8) No matter how ugly you are you can get laid anytime you want.

Disadvantages:
1) The que in the toilets takes much longer.
2) It is more difficult to have a p1ss standing up or into a bottle etc.
3) Can't think of any more.
 
#12
Perturbed said:
Advantages of being female:
1) Tend to live longer.
2) Can retire sooner.
3) You will almost certainly win any legal battle against a man.
4) Much larger choice of clothes and shoes.
5) Lower standards are acceptable.
6) You will be welcome at a lesbian orgy.
7) Nobody demands that you make your arguments/complaints logical or coherent.
8) No matter how ugly you are you can get laid anytime you want.

Disadvantages:
1) The que in the toilets takes much longer.
2) It is more difficult to have a p1ss standing up or into a bottle etc.
3) Can't think of any more.

And you wonder why Jan Hamilton came over to our side? advantages outweigh the disadvantages! :twisted:
 

Biped

LE
Book Reviewer
#13
charlotte-the-harlot said:
Biped said:
It's not embarrassing for a woman to have a vibrator . . .
whoever said it was? 8O
Women with vibrators - par for the course, and the blokes like 'helping out'. Blokes with vibrating fannies - wrong on so many levels. :D
 
#14
charlotte-the-harlot said:
And you wonder why Jan Hamilton came over to our side? advantages outweigh the disadvantages! :twisted:
No I do not! Just getting into lesbian orgies is argument enough. Sign me up for a sex change. The only major drawback I can see is that I would be regularly late for work due to wanting to play with my breasts. Then again that would probably be excused when I tell my boss that I was late because of "women problems".
 
#15
Disadvantages:

Women have a period every month, which can be painful.

Childbirth, which is painful.

We're expected to work all day, come home and do house work.


Advantages:

Women have a period every month, therefore can get away with shouting, sulking, eating chocolate, crying, watching soppy films and generally behave badly.

Childbirth, we get to sustain life and actually give birth to a brand new human being.

When we make friends with other females, generally they are for life and not a tour/posting.

We have boobs! They are great fun, honestly guys, really great fun!

We feel sorry for men. You poor things, you work your nuts off and die younger than us.

You can cry mostly anywhere and no one takes the piss!
 

B_AND_T

MIA
Book Reviewer
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Wishful_Thinking said:
We feel sorry for men. You poor things, you work your nuts off and die younger than us.
But you seem to be neglecting the reason why men tend to die before their wives, which is because the fecking well want to
 

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