Advanced Toilet Humour

lost the will to live................
A perfectly accurate account of an colonoscopy minus the paid when you did not take the sedation
Picolax two satchets lose nine pounds, endoscopy up your arrse without sedation
Basically empty the bowel like mount Vesouvious and Niagra falls in less than fifteen minutes twice in twentyfour hours
Lay on a table and get six foot of hosepipe up your Jacksy, along with four litres of gass, young nurses at front and back, nurses at front say look we do this several times a day and we know we have put four litres up there you must let it go Brrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrppppp faaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaart for sixty minutes

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