Advanced Toilet Humour

Discussion in 'The NAAFI Bar' started by Blogg, Aug 31, 2007.

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  1. Too long to read it all.
     
  2. What a load of cr*p. Don't bother trying to read it all: I'll summarise for you. Bloke takes laxatives, hilarious, goes to the toilet a lot, cue lots of great replies such as "pmsl" or "need new keyboard" and other such drivel.

    To the Hole please Mods!
     
  3. Funny as FECK!!
     
  4. Priceless !
     
  5. lost the will to live................
     
  6. what a classic :D
     
  7. Gotta get me some of that Picolax....

    for the next annoying cnut/walt I meet in the bar...
     
  8. Oh that made my day....brilliant..
     
  9. A perfectly accurate account of an colonoscopy minus the paid when you did not take the sedation
    Picolax two satchets lose nine pounds, endoscopy up your arrse without sedation
    Basically empty the bowel like mount Vesouvious and Niagra falls in less than fifteen minutes twice in twentyfour hours
    Lay on a table and get six foot of hosepipe up your Jacksy, along with four litres of gass, young nurses at front and back, nurses at front say look we do this several times a day and we know we have put four litres up there you must let it go Brrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrppppp faaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaart for sixty minutes