Adult Happy Meal Campaign Ruined by Jobsworth Coppers

I'm shocked by this news. Why should the police ruin such an eminently sensible sales campaign?

After a night on the beer, what do you want? Either a shag or a fight? This must have ensured that every one of their customers had their minds firmly on sex, thus reducing the amount of trouble in the area at closing time.

Mr_Deputy said:
This has been done but it does seem like would work well in Denmark. In fact just a mobile shop selling slabs of pork, beer and porn all wrapped up in one plain package and delivered to the door.
Don't forget the pickled herring and schnaps!

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