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Discussion in 'Miscellaneous Jokes' started by 52niagra, Sep 13, 2010.

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  1. These are classified ads, which were actually placed in a U.K. newspaper:

    FREE YORKSHIRE TERRIER. 8 years old. Hateful little beast. Bites!





    FREE PUPPIES 1/2 Cocker Spaniel, 1/2 sneaky neighbour's dog.





    FREE PUPPIES. Mother, a Kennel Club registered German Shepherd. Father, Super Dog... able to leap tall fences in a single bound.





    JOINING NUDIST COLONY! Must sell washer and dryer £100.





    WEDDING DRESS FOR SALE. Worn once by mistake. Call Stephanie.





    *** And the WINNER is... *** FOR SALE BY OWNER. Complete set of Encyclopaedia Britannica, 45 volumes. Excellent condition.....£200 or best offer. No longer needed; got married last month. Wife knows everything!