Additional training to give me an edge...

#23
dpcw said:
1) Spend 48 hours crawling around in the mud with no water proofs on and make sure you only have 6 hours sleep in three 2 hour sessions. Then go home and ask you Mum or Dad to inspect the your bedroom in four hours time.

2) When they inspect, all clothing (including the set you have just worn) must have been washed dried and ironed. This includes the clothes you are in and all items of clothing must be arranged neatly and starched.

3) Eat some food

3) Go in a room, turn up the heating, and listen to Radio 4 for two hours without falling asleep.

4) Go to the gym for two hours

5) Eat some food

6) Go in a room, turn up the heating, and listen to Radio 4 for two hours without falling asleep

7) 10 minute break

8) Go in a room, turn up the heating, and listen to Radio 4 for two hours without falling asleep

9) Eat some food

8) Once the sun sets stand outside your front door 2 hours on 2 hours off till 0700.

9) Eat something


10) Go in a room, turn up the heating, and listen to Radio 4 for two hours without falling asleep

11) 10 minute break

12) Go in a room, turn up the heating, and listen to Radio 4 for two hours without falling asleep

13) Go for an eight mile run

14) Go in a room, turn up the heating, and listen to Radio 4 for two hours without falling asleep.

15) Start again at task one.


Either do the above or improve your fitness, your choice. Good luck.
Also, learning to count may have assisted this chap, only joking! :lol:
 
#24
Learn to be ready 5 minutes early for eeverything, even when your late back from phys. Getting back at 10.35 and being told to be showered,changed and clean boots for 10.40. Enjoy!!
 
#25
kingburn_99 said:
you could always put in some practise with the kebab compass!
What a fine bit of kit. What would we do without it on a Fri or Sat night?
 

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