Secret Pratchett fanatics are leaping out of the literary closet faster than Vermine. So what's your secret book stash (no, not the 'illustrated Gentleman's pamphlet with wipe-clean pages')? Favourite trashy read while dropping a particularly stubborn trout? Throwback to your angst-ridden teenage years? Handy 300 page novel that can be read while the Mrs is getting ready? Put your hands up and confess what you really read while the 'serious' books gather dust!