A recent contributor to another thread suggested that the current issue of Private Eye was worth a look. I havenât read the Eye for a while so I bought one and settled into the office over lunch for a browse. The steady guffaws of laughter kept my colleagues and staff amused, but it was the advertisements at the back that had me clawing for my Arrse account! Herewith the ad: Now, I wouldnât normally bring this to the wider attention of Arrse but she is already on the Internet. I havenât looked at the site because I doubt that DII would allow me and I really donât want to test my computerâs virus scanner to destruction. Google tells me that the domain of âccâ is owned by the Cocos Islands. This ad poses more questions than it answers; is this a modern day honey-trap? But, if so, why didnât the lady approach Arrse in the first place? Why in Private Eye of all places? As I wrote, I am puzzled (and really annoyed that Iâm not eligible). But I could beâ¦. Now, I wonder where my Army Officer Walting Kit is? Litotes (I'll be back later... I'm just going to, er, look at a site!