Ad for toilet paper

#2
That ad makes no sense; dogs LIKE stinky arseholes.

More likely, the the toilet paper is rubbish and the dog is trying to trick people into going around with stinky arseholes.
 
#3
It's fucking sexist too. Notice it doesn't accuse the women of not wiping their arses properly? The bloke who wrote it must be a gayer because he's obviously never rimmed a slapper.
 
#12
I use Baby Erse Wipes....... much nicer than toilet paper. You can wash then out, dry them off and recycle them.... I'm into recycling in a big way....
 
#13
Viz ran a nice advert for comfy bum;

'Cleans the shit off your arse,
And your finger won't go through it.'

That'll do for me Tommy.
 
#14
By smoothe bog roll, I take it you mean the Izal of fifty years ago? I was stunned the first time I experienced the stuff. About the same grade of paper creameries (here) use to wrap sticks of butter.
IZAL - The John Wayne of toilet paper.

-Rough, tough and takes shit off no fecker!


This is the stuff you need, no messing.
 

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#15
I use Baby Erse Wipes....... much nicer than toilet paper. You can wash then out, dry them off and recycle them.... I'm into recycling in a big way....
Years back I went to Costco and bought a box of their moist wipes. It was only after a $500 drain cleaning bill I noticed the microscopic printing "do not flush."

So more recently Costco began marketing Kirkland (house) brand Flushable Moist Wipes - safe for septic system and sewer."

So far I'm into this experiment to the tune of $790 and the disturbing news the actual pipe from the house to the city's sewer line will cost either $5000 or $10,000. My portion of the line is damaged and the TV camera "locate" showed two large root balls obstructing. So that was another $150 for 2.5 gallons of Crossbow - a really powerful herbicide. One cup down the pan each week followed by two flushes. I cannot imagine what the city would have to say about that, but it was recommended by a licensed plumber.

Maybe I'll just have a bidet installed.

Shit! In both meanings of the word.
 
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