Actual sign posted in Scottish golf course

Discussion in 'Miscellaneous Jokes' started by old chef, Jul 5, 2011.

Welcome to the Army Rumour Service, ARRSE

The UK's largest and busiest UNofficial military website.

The heart of the site is the forum area, including:

  1. 1. Back straight, knees bent, feet shoulder width apart..

    2. Form a loose grip.

    3. Keep your head down!

    4. Avoid a quick back swing..

    5. Stay out of the water.

    6. Try not to hit anyone.

    7. If you are taking too long, let others go ahead of you.

    8. Don't stand directly in front of others.

    9. Quiet please...while others are preparing.

    10. Don't take extra strokes.

    Well done... Now, flush the urinal, wash your hands and go outside, and tee off