What utterly stupid acts have you inflicted on yourself whilst in mong mode. this must rank as one of my daftest....well my most recent anyway a few nights ago i discovered just how dangerous those little red chillis can be. I was dividing my time between the net and cooking up a chinese chilli stirfry and had just finished finely chopping the already mentioned little red napalm pods. I was slightly sidetracked as i chatted to a few friends on MSN. I happened to brush my cheek with the hand i had used to chop the little red spawns of hell. Within seconds i started noticing a burning sensation on my face and wiped my face AGAIN with the same hand this time involving the other side of my face into the bargain. I tried to brave it out for all of 10 seconds then, face on fire i ran to the kitchen sink and attempted to rinse my face with cold water. NOOOOO i hear you gasp but it was too late as i managed to wash copious amounts of chilli blood into my eyes. I was in absolute agony,blinded, i groped my way around the kitchen trying to find a towel,fell over my dog who was very excited watching her boss blundering around and bashing into furniture. Oh the pain. It was horrible. it took about half an hour to recover.Far far worse than any NBC testing chamber i have ever experienced. When i was semi recovered i returned to the msn conversation i had been in and tried to make out nothing had happened. Thank God i dont have a web cam oh and a word of advice DONT try picking your nose after chopping chillis even if it has been hours since you finished cooking unless you've washed your hands in petrol and paintstripper and panscourer first.