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Acts of God "in inverted commas"

#1
Tsunami back along, and now "the" earthquake.
Surely much more to follow. I had an idea that we could round up most of the Midlands and offer replacements to account for the recent losses in population.
Job done.
8) :wink:
 
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#5
Auld-Yin said:
F uck off you sick bas tards.


A lot is said on this site but have a bit of decorum.
Can I have a bit as well. I love decorum. It's nice with a chips and brown sauce.
 

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#10
MrsDarthspud said:
sparkysapper said:
The Scottish football squad, as they have nothing much of importance to do for the next year. :):):)
Show some decorum sparky. I mean. Please. With chips.
Well balanced I hope - 1 on each shoulder!. Still as Mrs Darth Spud you should be used to chips on the shoulder.
 
#11
Auld-Yin said:
MrsDarthspud said:
sparkysapper said:
The Scottish football squad, as they have nothing much of importance to do for the next year. :):):)
Show some decorum sparky. I mean. Please. With chips.
Well balanced I hope - 1 on each shoulder!. Still as Mrs Darth Spud you should be used to chips on the shoulder.
Ohhhh theres a bite........beats lardy cakes my luvvveerrrr :wink: How is the rash? Flashy still has that cream you know, be brave and ask for it....

So. Any volunteers from Birmingham then or what? Its virtually painless.
 
#13
Birmingham?

Surely we should be looking at Bradford and Leeds first.

Or of course if we are going to do covert ethnic clensing surely we should just take them back to there home lands...

Has anyone noticed, when they want something this is there hoe. However, when they are preaching soudi idea pakistan suddenly becomes their home land...strange that hu?

any how dacorum is besst with roste spuds and ketchup.
 

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