Acts of God "in inverted commas"

Discussion in 'The NAAFI Bar' started by MrsDarthspud, Oct 13, 2005.

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  1. Tsunami back along, and now "the" earthquake.
    Surely much more to follow. I had an idea that we could round up most of the Midlands and offer replacements to account for the recent losses in population.
    Job done.
    8) :wink:
  2. We could even have a whip round for the flights. :):):)
  3. Auld-Yin

    Auld-Yin LE Reviewer Book Reviewer Reviews Editor

    F uck off you sick bas tards.

    A lot is said on this site but have a bit of decorum.
  4. Who in the Midlands would you send? PTP?

  5. Can I have a bit as well. I love decorum. It's nice with a chips and brown sauce.
  6. Get in line fatso.

  7. fair point. send the jocks in turbans, less the world cup qualifier cap.
  8. The Scottish football squad, as they have nothing much of importance to do for the next year. :):):)
  9. Show some decorum sparky. I mean. Please. With chips.
  10. Auld-Yin

    Auld-Yin LE Reviewer Book Reviewer Reviews Editor

    Well balanced I hope - 1 on each shoulder!. Still as Mrs Darth Spud you should be used to chips on the shoulder.
  11. Ohhhh theres a lardy cakes my luvvveerrrr :wink: How is the rash? Flashy still has that cream you know, be brave and ask for it....

    So. Any volunteers from Birmingham then or what? Its virtually painless.
  12. They could send the people that were caught up in the mini tornado in Brum a while back, at least they will be used to adverse weather conditions. :):):)
  13. Birmingham?

    Surely we should be looking at Bradford and Leeds first.

    Or of course if we are going to do covert ethnic clensing surely we should just take them back to there home lands...

    Has anyone noticed, when they want something this is there hoe. However, when they are preaching soudi idea pakistan suddenly becomes their home land...strange that hu?

    any how dacorum is besst with roste spuds and ketchup.
  14. This is a bit close to the bone chaps
  15. Then Polar it is a good job that it is in the NAAFI Bar :):)