Well, it's late and I'm feeling particularly liverish: saw this and could'nt decide whether it was CA, NAAFI or straight to Badger's ARRSE. Brand deported from Japan - Arts & Entertainment - CBC News Actor Russell Brand was deported from Japan Saturday because of his criminal history, according to a tweet from wife Katy Perry. So my husband just got deported from Japan, the Teenage Dream star wrote on her Twitter account Sunday. I am so. sad. I brought him all this way to show him my favourite place. Brand was visiting the country to join Perry on her California Dreams tour, with shows in Nagoya, Tokyo and Osaka. Brand was deported soon after his arrival because of criminal convictions dating back 10 years, Perry said in another tweet. ............anyway, I can't stand the unfunny waste of blood and organs: sod the Japanese for sending the rancid, heroin-infested rent boy back here. I know they had an earthquake and Sue Narmy (who she, anyway?) but there's no need to get the hump like this. So, if anyone can actually be bothered to rant or comment, fair enough.