I, Inspector Clouseau of Arrse suspect that it was a bumAs the fully accredited ARRSE theatrical props investigation team work this case, it will not become clear to them that this unfortunate death, was not a spur of the moment event.
But there will be seconds, minutes, hours and days where this could have been averted. The build up to every major incident is a catalogue of small, often apparently unconnected, disasters that ultimately conclude with the catastrophic main event.
The key, for our erstwhile investigators, is to dismiss all of the above and apportion blame, randomly, with vigour and to make a pre-emptive decision ahead of an official conclusion.
Because our team is not a cohesive unit using modern equipment with on-the-scene analysis, just individuals using old fashioned, blunt tools, bizarrely, one of them, at the end of this, will actually be correct.
It's how the ARRSE investigation teams roll.