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"Actions On" being told to "squeal like a pig"...

#3
puzzledgrunt said:
...by MDN! AAAAAAARRRRRRGGGGGHHHH
What to do? Buggered if I know (sorry, couldn't resist it. I'll see myself out, shall I?)
You've been at the ale, haven't you?

I predict this thread will run and run (or be holed by 0830 today)!

Personally I would never allow myself to get in that, errrr, 'position' but just for argument's sake, if I did, I'd hope my AIDS would kill me quickly, but only after infecting him (nothing personal MDN, but if you're 'going down', I'm taking you with me :wink:)!

But on reflection I think the shame of being dry bummed by a sh!tehawk would kill me first... (and one's only gay if one pushes back for pleasure!) :oops:
 
#15
Airfix said:
Auld-Yin said:
Filbert Fox said:
take a deep breath, arch your back and think of England.
Quite right FF. F uck England :wink:
That's Gordon's secret plan with Alistair Darling, Alex Salmond is in on it too but he ain't sharing it with Liarbour in Holyrood :wink:
He's doing a good job of it too. Like our dearest depraved Arrser pounding away at the soft bits on a mongoloid babies head.

F_G
 
#18
Airfix said:
puzzledgrunt said:
...by MDN! AAAAAAARRRRRRGGGGGHHHH
What to do? Buggered if I know (sorry, couldn't resist it. I'll see myself out, shall I?)
You've been at the ale, haven't you?
I predict this thread will run and run (or be holed by 0830 today)!

Personally I would never allow myself to get in that, errrr, 'position' but just for argument's sake, if I did, I'd hope my AIDS would kill me quickly, but only after infecting him (nothing personal MDN, but if you're 'going down', I'm taking you with me :wink:)!

But on reflection I think the shame of being dry bummed by a sh!tehawk would kill me first... (and one's only gay if one pushes back for pleasure!) :oops:
cask red, actually, but well spotted nonetheless :D
 

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