"Actions On" being told to "squeal like a pig"...

#1
...by MDN! AAAAAAARRRRRRGGGGGHHHH
What to do? Buggered if I know (sorry, couldn't resist it. I'll see myself out, shall I?)
 
#2
puzzledgrunt said:
...by MDN! AAAAAAARRRRRRGGGGGHHHH
What to do? Buggered if I know (sorry, couldn't resist it. I'll see myself out, shall I?)
Be afraid, be very afraid 8O
 
#3
puzzledgrunt said:
...by MDN! AAAAAAARRRRRRGGGGGHHHH
What to do? Buggered if I know (sorry, couldn't resist it. I'll see myself out, shall I?)
You've been at the ale, haven't you?

I predict this thread will run and run (or be holed by 0830 today)!

Personally I would never allow myself to get in that, errrr, 'position' but just for argument's sake, if I did, I'd hope my AIDS would kill me quickly, but only after infecting him (nothing personal MDN, but if you're 'going down', I'm taking you with me :wink:)!

But on reflection I think the shame of being dry bummed by a sh!tehawk would kill me first... (and one's only gay if one pushes back for pleasure!) :oops:
 
#4
Perhaps he's just kindly advising you on how to defend against the threat of coming under (to coin a phrase) Sharia Law?
 
#5
take a deep breath, arch your back and think of England.
 
#6
*Cough*

Ask him if he'll be nice and give you a reacharound?
 
#7
"Thats a mighty purddy ass city boy!" (Banjo music in background, but Burt Reynolds won't save you!)
 
#8
5hit yourself and hope that it makes such a stench and a mess that it'll put MDN off!
 
#9
That would only turn him on even more, but atleast it would act as lube.
 
#11
Just remember, as long as you don't push back it's not gay.
 
#12
bobath said:
That would only turn him on even more, but atleast it would act as lube.
True. On both accounts!
 

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#13
Filbert Fox said:
take a deep breath, arch your back and think of England.
Quite right FF. F uck England :wink:
 
#15
Airfix said:
Auld-Yin said:
Filbert Fox said:
take a deep breath, arch your back and think of England.
Quite right FF. F uck England :wink:
That's Gordon's secret plan with Alistair Darling, Alex Salmond is in on it too but he ain't sharing it with Liarbour in Holyrood :wink:
He's doing a good job of it too. Like our dearest depraved Arrser pounding away at the soft bits on a mongoloid babies head.

F_G
 
#18
Airfix said:
puzzledgrunt said:
...by MDN! AAAAAAARRRRRRGGGGGHHHH
What to do? Buggered if I know (sorry, couldn't resist it. I'll see myself out, shall I?)
You've been at the ale, haven't you?
I predict this thread will run and run (or be holed by 0830 today)!

Personally I would never allow myself to get in that, errrr, 'position' but just for argument's sake, if I did, I'd hope my AIDS would kill me quickly, but only after infecting him (nothing personal MDN, but if you're 'going down', I'm taking you with me :wink:)!

But on reflection I think the shame of being dry bummed by a sh!tehawk would kill me first... (and one's only gay if one pushes back for pleasure!) :oops:
cask red, actually, but well spotted nonetheless :D
 

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