ACF Training

Discussion in 'ACF' started by Bisley, Nov 21, 2006.

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  1. 8) Subject: S.H.I.T. in the ACF.........................



    Newly designed training programme
    In order to assure the highest levels of quality work and productivity
    from AI's, it will be our policy to keep all AI's well trained
    through our program of SPECIAL HIGH INTENSITY TRAINING (S.H.I.T.)

    We are trying to give AI's more S.H.I.T. than anyone else. If you
    feel that you do not receive your share of S.H.I.T. on the job, please
    see your Coy 2IC. You will be immediately placed at the top of the
    S.H.I.T. list, and our Under Officers are especially skilled at seeing that
    you get all the S.H.I.T.
    you can handle.

    AI's who don`t take their S.H.I.T. will be placed in DEPARTMENTAL
    EMPLOYEE EVALUATION PROGRAMS (D.E.E.P S.H.I.T.).

    Those who fail to take D.E.E.P S.H.I.T. seriously will have to go to
    EMPLOYEE ATTITUDE TRAINING (E.A.T S.H.I.T.).

    Since our Officers took S.H.I.T. before they were promoted, they don`t
    have to do S.H.I.T. anymore, and are all full of S.H.I.T. already.

    If you are full of S.H.I.T., you may be interested in a job training
    others.
    We can add your name to our BASIC UNDERSTANDING LECTURE LIST (B.U.L.L.
    S.H.I.T.).

    Those who are full of B.U.L.L. S.H.I.T. will get the S.H.I.T. postings, and
    can apply for promotion to DIRECTOR OF INTENSITY PROGRAMMING (D.I.P.
    S.H.I.T.).

    If you have further questions, please direct them to our HEAD OF
    TRAINING, SPECIAL HIGH INTENSITY TRAINING (H.O.T. S.H.I.T.).

    Thank you,
    BOSS IN GENERAL
    SPECIAL HIGH INTENSITY TRAINING
    (B.I.G. S.H.I.T.)


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  2. 8O is their a question or point with this thread?
     
  3. None whatsoever! Unless you want to read something into it, in which case....who knows?
     
  4. since you was never an Adult Instructor , you WILL never undertstand !
     
  5. 5.56 its one of those "funny" emails that were being sent around the "information superhighway" when you were a glint in your daddys eye
     
  6. Fcuking waste of electrons and bandwidth if you ask me!

    Oh.. You didnt. Ahh, my coat!
     
  7. Glint in the milkmans eye, or was it the postman? Or the window cleaner, a la confessions!
     
  8. From what I have been hearing of late, Bisley your top of the class at being S.H.I.T lol
     
  9. Now Now lol