Spoke to one of my gang today, who was out with recruits at Pirbright. One of the DS was ex 2 PARA, now capbadged PWRR and by all reports quite clearly well 'ard. He was enjoying a quick snout between lessons when he heard a parade ground "OI YOU. YES YOU!!! DS turns to see a teenager dressed in Number Twos. The clot continues. I AM SARGEANT KEVIN NUMNUTS FROM THE WANKSHIRE ARMY CADET FORCE. WHAT THE FCUCKING HELL ARE YOU DOING SMOKING IN A BERET. There followed the DS debrief which, I gather, included the offer to stub the fag out in his face if he did not Foxtrot Oscar sharpish. I gather the Cadet lived to tell the tale. Can anyone tell me why everyone hates cadets?