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access to camp without mod id

#6
hi guys dont know where else to post obviously dont need much info other than a yes or a no due to sec issues. im posted to a new unit and traveling past it tomoro but do not have my mod id, i have driving liscence and bank cards ect. can i gain entry its not to stay just to visit for an hour or so with these docs to a Standard camp im in the forces but just having a wobbly and its important i know asap due to travelling, i

Just approach the guard sergeant and say, "Hi, you big lump of sh1t. I'm joining today. You'll be in the guardroom so fast you won't need ID. :crash:
 

Pararegtom

LE
Book Reviewer
#8
Do you have to hand a copy of the Penguin Book of Opsec/ persec Cunty Blx.. 1 go to Guard room Slam tabs in 2.Announce Number Rank Name, 3. Bollocking off Guard comd/provo for being a Twat, Enjoy new posting petal x
 
#9
hi guys dont know where else to post obviously dont need much info other than a yes or a no due to sec issues. im posted to a new unit and traveling past it tomoro but do not have my mod id, i have driving liscence and bank cards ect. can i gain entry its not to stay just to visit for an hour or so with these docs to a Standard camp im in the forces but just having a wobbly and its important i know asap due to travelling, i
Why don't you ?
 
Z

Zarathustra

Guest
#10
No, you'll be murdered to death and it'll be made to look like a suicide a la Deepcut.

Or just turn up and explain your case to the Gd Commander and they'll probably dick someone from the Barrack Guard to escort you to and from where you need to visit.
 
#12
No doubt the guard commander says "Which lucky lad is it this week-end, Big Bird?" and gives a lacivious wink. ;-) The Jappos had their comfort women; the British Army has Big Bird. :p
 
B

Barbarella

Guest
#13
I find that a flash of my tits makes up for the lack of ID - you appear to be a bit of a tit so that's a start....
 
#14
No doubt the guard commander says "Which lucky lad is it this week-end, Big Bird?" and gives a lacivious wink. ;-) The Jappos had their comfort women; the British Army has Big Bird. :p
Nah.... I just do the whole mess! Can't be accused of favouritism now can I! Lower ranks go last....sloppy seconds!
 

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