Discussion in 'Military Clothing & Boots' started by v+50, Jul 17, 2011.
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just delete my mongness
Don't be ******* stupid
Yeah, just tip up at the guardroom and tell them you really are a squaddie. If they don't let you in tell them someone on the internet said they should.
give the well known wave as you approach the gate...of course you can visit...as a visitor!!
Probably a contender for the most stupid post ever!
Just approach the guard sergeant and say, "Hi, you big lump of sh1t. I'm joining today. You'll be in the guardroom so fast you won't need ID.
Or phone your point of contct ie RCMO explain your mongness and eta at guardroom.
Do you have to hand a copy of the Penguin Book of Opsec/ persec Cunty Blx.. 1 go to Guard room Slam tabs in 2.Announce Number Rank Name, 3. Bollocking off Guard comd/provo for being a Twat, Enjoy new posting petal x
Why don't you ?
No, you'll be murdered to death and it'll be made to look like a suicide a la Deepcut.
Or just turn up and explain your case to the Gd Commander and they'll probably dick someone from the Barrack Guard to escort you to and from where you need to visit.
Just do what I do....pole up and tell them you're there to see your bloke! They let me on every weekend without a mod90!
No doubt the guard commander says "Which lucky lad is it this week-end, Big Bird?" and gives a lacivious wink. The Jappos had their comfort women; the British Army has Big Bird.
I find that a flash of my tits makes up for the lack of ID - you appear to be a bit of a tit so that's a start....
Nah.... I just do the whole mess! Can't be accused of favouritism now can I! Lower ranks go last....sloppy seconds!
Emm, could you show ID please ???
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