Accept Jesus as Lord

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I am bringing my mission to save you all and bring Jesus into your lives into the most Godless forum here, because this is where I can do the most good.

I am going to share a story with you all.





















































I was like Bob until I found Jesus.
Accept Jesus as Lord.
 

mysteron

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Did the Emperor Mong tell you to post on here? Or is that TriBaby again?

or maybe even - yet another wind up?
 
#4
I do
 
#7
No offence, but Jesus might want you for a sunbeam, but we don't.
 
#8
I feck nuns. and alter boys. Does that mean Christ will accept me?

Cos if he will, I'll feck him and his mum as well.

And give the holy ghost a cream pie.
 
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TheSporting1st said:
I feck nuns. and alter boys. Does that mean Christ will accept me?

Cos if he will, I'll feck him and his mum as well.

And give the holy ghost a cream pie.
He accepts all, just accept him as Lord and you will be saved.
 
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I've just wasted valuable minutes of my life, that I will never get back, reading that total sh!t expecting to find a humorous piss take at the end. I feel sorely conned now, fcuker.
 
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