Accept Jesus as Lord

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  1. I am bringing my mission to save you all and bring Jesus into your lives into the most Godless forum here, because this is where I can do the most good.

    I am going to share a story with you all.


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    I was like Bob until I found Jesus.
    Accept Jesus as Lord.
     
  2. Fugly

    Fugly LE DirtyBAT

    Do one, child fucker.
     
  3. mysteron

    mysteron LE Book Reviewer

    Did the Emperor Mong tell you to post on here? Or is that TriBaby again?

    or maybe even - yet another wind up?
     
  4. Blasphemy.

    Wher's me torch and pitchfork?
     
  5. No offence, but Jesus might want you for a sunbeam, but we don't.
     
  6. I feck nuns. and alter boys. Does that mean Christ will accept me?

    Cos if he will, I'll feck him and his mum as well.

    And give the holy ghost a cream pie.
     
  7. Great, can we go round setting fire to people then?


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  8. Bob was cool for half of that story, right up until he became a God bothering cunt.
     
  9. He accepts all, just accept him as Lord and you will be saved.
     
  10. Fugly

    Fugly LE DirtyBAT

    I find this all rather ironic, as I'm off to The Church on Sunday :D
     
  11. I've just wasted valuable minutes of my life, that I will never get back, reading that total sh!t expecting to find a humorous piss take at the end. I feel sorely conned now, fcuker.
     
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