Accelerating mens orgasm.

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  1. old_fat_and_hairy

    old_fat_and_hairy LE Book Reviewer Reviews Editor

    There is a thread on here at the moment dedicated to delaying a woman's orgasm.
    Now that is one thing, but do any of our ladies on here have any advice on how to accelerate a man's orgasm?
    I have a bounded interest in this (not because I want to help a man, other than me) in that it can take me a considerable time to ..........errmm deliver the goods, and that can be quite tiring.
    Any advice welcomed.
     
  2. Its never a problem Ive had I must admit

    edited to add - Infact has the world gone mad, delaying a womans orgasm and accelerating a man's? I always considered sex as a race and coming first was paramount
     
  3. "it can take me a considerable time to ..........errmm deliver the goods" you jammy git ! 20 seconds and I'm done, dont even get the undercrackers off :(

    WW
     
  4. You not still doing that are you :wink:

    Afraid i have no probs either mate.
     
  5. old_fat_and_hairy

    old_fat_and_hairy LE Book Reviewer Reviews Editor

    Always been a bit of a problem for me, not just 'cos I'm old etc.
    Used to be fun, but gets a bit wearing. In a manner of speaking.
     
  6. Biped

    Biped LE Book Reviewer

    I just have to think I'm going to get some. That sometimes accelerates the process too much.

    Goes along the lines of Kevin Bl00dy Wilson. Aaand it was oveeeerrrr . . . before it began . . . .
     
  7. Buy a sucking mouth!!!And the tongue moves,so i have been told :oops:
     
  8. Mrs 57 told me the other night that I was lasting along time, I told her I couldn't think of anyone.

    It delayed hers but speeded mine up (mainly due to all the movement as she tried to get up)
     
  9. The magic 4 words does it for me - "Come in my mouth".... aim and fire !!
     
  10. old_fat_and_hairy

    old_fat_and_hairy LE Book Reviewer Reviews Editor

    That's very kind and noble of you, old man, but we haven't met and I don't think I fancy you. :D
     
  11. old_fat_and_hairy

    old_fat_and_hairy LE Book Reviewer Reviews Editor

    So, do they work for you too? :wink:

    Prefer something thats not artificial, to be honest.
     
  12. Getting picky now I see.
     
  13. flip her over, slam it up the starfish, pull her hair with one hand and punch her in the kidneys with the other.

    youl be firing off baby bullets i no time at all.
     
  14. old_fat_and_hairy

    old_fat_and_hairy LE Book Reviewer Reviews Editor

    Maybe you are right. Shouldn't look a gift horse in the mouth. :wink:
     
  15. Did someone say mouth ?! :)