Accelerating mens orgasm.

old_fat_and_hairy

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#1
There is a thread on here at the moment dedicated to delaying a woman's orgasm.
Now that is one thing, but do any of our ladies on here have any advice on how to accelerate a man's orgasm?
I have a bounded interest in this (not because I want to help a man, other than me) in that it can take me a considerable time to ..........errmm deliver the goods, and that can be quite tiring.
Any advice welcomed.
 
#2
Its never a problem Ive had I must admit

edited to add - Infact has the world gone mad, delaying a womans orgasm and accelerating a man's? I always considered sex as a race and coming first was paramount
 
#4
old_fat_and_hairy said:
There is a thread on here at the moment dedicated to delaying a woman's orgasm.
Now that is one thing, but do any of our ladies on here have any advice on how to accelerate a man's orgasm?
I have a bounded interest in this (not because I want to help a man, other than me) in that it can take me a considerable time to ..........errmm deliver the goods, and that can be quite tiring.
Any advice welcomed.
You not still doing that are you :wink:

Afraid i have no probs either mate.
 

Biped

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#6
I just have to think I'm going to get some. That sometimes accelerates the process too much.

Goes along the lines of Kevin Bl00dy Wilson. Aaand it was oveeeerrrr . . . before it began . . . .
 
#7
old_fat_and_hairy said:
Always been a bit of a problem for me, not just 'cos I'm old etc.
Used to be fun, but gets a bit wearing. In a manner of speaking.
Buy a sucking mouth!!!And the tongue moves,so i have been told :oops:
 
#8
Mrs 57 told me the other night that I was lasting along time, I told her I couldn't think of anyone.

It delayed hers but speeded mine up (mainly due to all the movement as she tried to get up)
 

old_fat_and_hairy

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#11
taboo said:
old_fat_and_hairy said:
Always been a bit of a problem for me, not just 'cos I'm old etc.
Used to be fun, but gets a bit wearing. In a manner of speaking.
Buy a sucking mouth!!!And the tongue moves,so i have been told :oops:
So, do they work for you too? :wink:

Prefer something thats not artificial, to be honest.
 
#13
flip her over, slam it up the starfish, pull her hair with one hand and punch her in the kidneys with the other.

youl be firing off baby bullets i no time at all.
 
#16
Get her to stick a finger up the old rusty sherrifs badge and massage the prostate. Works wonders so Ive been told, apparently its the "male G spot" 8O
 
#17
Benny687 said:
flip her over, slam it up the starfish, pull her hair with one hand and punch her in the kidneys with the other.

youl be firing off baby bullets i no time at all.


You aren't a para in caterick at the min are you? similarities somewhere there.
 

Biped

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#18
buggrit said:
Get her to stick a finger up the old rusty sherrifs badge and massage the prostate. Works wonders so Ive been told, apparently its the "male G spot" 8O
That's someone's idea of a sick joke that is. Women's G-spot somewhere that we can't be arrsed to find, but in the right hole, and they've got a bean to flick an'all.

For a bloke to hit the ceiling, you've got to put something up his arrse!
 
#19
buggrit said:
Get her to stick a finger up the old rusty sherrifs badge and massage the prostate. Works wonders so Ive been told, apparently its the "male G spot" 8O
Buggrit might be on to something... though i'm not gay or 'owt

TB
 
#20
Biped said:
buggrit said:
Get her to stick a finger up the old rusty sherrifs badge and massage the prostate. Works wonders so Ive been told, apparently its the "male G spot" 8O
That's someone's idea of a sick joke that is. Women's G-spot somewhere that we can't be arrsed to find, but in the right hole, and they've got a bean to flick an'all.

For a bloke to hit the ceiling, you've got to put something up his arrse!
:giggle: There is a god,must have been a woman.
 

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