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Academics who'd get it!

I would...if I could pronounce her f'kin name!
It's not her name, it's the noise you make with your face between her thighs.
 

Hippohunter

Old-Salt
Nicola Steedman Deputy Chief Medical Officer to the Scottish Government. Turns up for the daily Coronavirus briefings and brightens my day.
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Cme across this lovely who specialises in an obscure branch of mathematics called Knot Theory, and no, it's nothing to do with the Navy. I can't say exactly why, but she certainly lights my candle.

Lisa Piccirillo
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Smarties on an ironing board. It’s not like you are going to have a level conversation, best hope this smarties are super sensitive and get rich hard
 
Youngest has aspirations of a science/media career - so in a few years' time expect images of a mad, tall, thin ginger marine biologist to be appearing here!! She starts her Masters next month. Apparently there has been loads of data collected on Whale Shark migration but no one has ever done anything with it which is where she comes in. I will be roped in as before to proof read her submissions, just about understanding the science (BSc Hons, natural sciences, maths & stats) but mainly correcting the appalling punctuation!

and no, no photos as yet...
 
Youngest has aspirations of a science/media career - so in a few years' time marine biologist to be appearing here!! She starts her Masters next month. Apparently there has been loads of data collected on Whale Shark migration but no one has ever done anything with it which is where she comes in. I will be roped in as before to proof read her submissions, just about understanding the science (BSc Hons, natural sciences, maths & stats) but mainly correcting the appalling punctuation!

and no, no photos as yet...


“...expect images of a mad, tall, thin ginger... and no, no photos as yet...”

Of course not. She’s ginger. Why would you?
 
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