An OC of mine recently regaled me with a true story of the ultimate abuse of a Rodneyâs dog. Apparently when the said OC was a Tom in NI in the late 70s, the OC of the time used to swan in with Benji the f**king black Labrador at 0900hrs every morning. His first IA was to turf the hound out into the compound to undo its dung-button. Several dogâs eggs later, our hero the Tom was despatched with a GS shovel and burn bag to pick up the offending turds for disposal. Needless to say, the young Tom got a little pizzed off having to clean up numerous lawn sausages everyday. He decided that revenge was due â but not on the Rodney, oh no, on the dog. Alongside the compound was a 27.5 KVA as TSB power, which was housed in a sound-proofed room within the RADCEN. The generator had to be âwound upâ every Monday to make sure it ran smoothly. As the OC arrived, Benji duly coiled off a f**king great big âdead otterâ, our hero snapped. He fired up the generator and threw the unsuspecting woofer into the gene room. FOR a F**KING hour. Needless to say, Benji was not issued with Amplivox. When the dog was released, it was completely disoriented and deaf as a f**king post. Was our hero satisfiedâ¦..?? oh no. As a final spiteful act of revenge, he called the rest of the shift out and proceeded to w*nk Benji off in front of 3 of his mates. Quite what was going through our heroâs mind is beyond meâ¦!! Wanking a dog off because you have to clean up its shite..?? Strange. Quote ironically and without any good explanation, our hero the Tom now owns 2 f**king black labs, but not a 27.5 KVA gene...... Have you Arrsers any other stories of ritual abuse of Officersâ dogs at the hands of the ladsâ¦.???