Absent-minded Para bloke

Discussion in 'Infantry' started by Lid140, Nov 16, 2010.

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  1. Mate of mine is deploying to Afghan with 3 Para. As he's donning the pink hat and doing the business, thought i'd show my support by getting one of those wristbands everyone seems to be wearing these days. He kept telling me he'd get one then buggered off without delivering.. Any ideas where I can get one? I've heard Aldershot, but thought it was 'Airborne free' these days?
     
  2. Nice one ta! Any idea if they are available somewhere in Aldershot, i'm not too far from there (sadly)
     
  3. Sorry that I don't know, you could try contacting the charity and asking. That's the best advice I can give.

    TPBD
     
  4. Just go in the The Trafalgar Pub Short St Aldershot have a pint and take in the decor.
     
  5. Click on the link TPBD gave you, make a donation and you'll get your waistband you tight fisted git.
     
  6. More than happy to make a donation geezer, just thought i'd pay a nostalgic visit to Aldershot and pay in person. I only want a WRISTband though...
     
  7. Should I wear a pink hat?
     
  8. sirbhp

    sirbhp LE Book Reviewer

    I don't wear these wristbands ....... I give the dosh all right but the wristbands are so small i keep breaking them when i figit coz they cut the circulation off in my wrist . I anit boasting coz i am a fat git , but I wish they were a wee bit bigger .
     
  9. Yeah, I have that problem when I use them as a c**k ring :)
     
  10. You must wear it round your noggin then :)
     
  11. Wot the ****'s a noggin?
     
  12. Your head.

    Hold on, fackin canister for you shandy drinkers. Make sure you send your bezzer plenty of porn dvd covers with episodes of heartbeat on the discs. He'll love it.
     
  13. Hold on, fackin canister for you shandy drinkers. Make sure you send your bezzer plenty of porn dvd covers with episodes of heartbeat on the discs. He'll love it.[/QUOTE]

    You are truly a bizarre man I have no idea what that means are you a hat?
     
  14. You are truly a bizarre man I have no idea what that means are you a hat?[/QUOTE]

    Left the army in 2001. What's your occupation? Unless you've done P Coy I'd suggest you don't go round using that.