Well things were looking up, no doubt about it. Britons top European drinking league Link here. After years of hard work and intense physical effort it seemed that my efforts had paid off. For years Brits have been relegated to a piss-poor second place behind Das Reich or an utterly embarrassing girly third after some other random wog country, but it appears as if the whimpoid fifth-column Islingtonites are intent on ripping the backbone out of the country. I've spent thousands of hours having to drink much more than was good for me, just because some jack bastards would slope off early leaving me to keep up the national average, and it's attitides like the one above that lead to the apathy so prevalent in today's sorry society. He just doesn't get it does he ? Regardless of whatever 'degree' he fraudulently obtained at Dullsville Polytech, the fact remains that drinking until you swamp IS big, it IS clever and it IS patriotic. What we need now is for traitors like Band to be drowned in vats of once used beer, and true Brits to get a grip & trundle down to the local. Dig deep, have a few more than usual then we'll put the Great back into Britain. We must resume our rightful place as leaders in beer consumption not just of europe, but the entire world !