My sister is expecting her second nipper, the selfish cnut. I got dicked to be godfather and uncle for the last one, which costs me every birthday, Christmas, Easter, first sh1t in a potty, fist walk, first words, the lot...... Its a fcuking swizz. She is a bit far gone for a termination via the gift of a big cnut hoover but am sure if I paid a few hundred quid there is somewhere she could go to have an 8 Month old feotus removed. She's had a 4D scan and its ugly so no dramas. She's not seen it yet so can't have feelings or any attachments to it and another result is she won't have to endure the pain of forcing it out of her c0ck socket. Pregnant women are a bit hormonal. She is having a gay American style baby shower..... I want to send her a small balsa wood coffin with 'only open if still born' on it, but I've been warned it might meet a frosty reception. How the hell do I broach the subject of getting her to have it aborted? Because its so far gone (so long as they don't kill it by crushing its head) I'd pay to keep it in a jar, then instead of pressies, I'd gladly pay for some fresh pickle juice each year or whenever it gets cloudy. Imagine the entertainment when guests come round when you hurl a near full term dead baby at them or boot it accross the garden to guage a reaction. Anyone else got any funny abortion stories?