Discussion in 'The NAAFI Bar' started by scrofula, Dec 27, 2008.

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  1. The flat is a mess. Empty beer bottles and half-eaten food everwhere. Something needs to be done. Any tips on how to kidnap a woman?
  2. thailand....
  3. Ask the McCanns
  4. Fritzel Method, guarantee results for 24 years
  5. Lure them to your house with promises off shiny things and shoes and if that fails try Saturday night in any city centre around 2 am. Why kidnap when you can just offer a lift then keep them? :D
  6. I dont have a car, just a claw hammer and lots of ambition....
  7. Your mother must be so proud :wink:
  8. My mother was a man. So I'm told, anyway.
  9. Parents have alot to answer for. :D
  10. Yes, yours are still probably writing the statement.
  11. Nah, they gave up on all that bollox a long time ago
  12. When the constabulary ran out of crayons?
  13. Im not a rozzer if thats what you think. My old man was in the Royal Green Jackets, 3rd Batt. I may not have served myself but I spent 16 yrs of my childhood growing up in married quarters etc. Just thought Id swing by and check the site out, didnt mean any offence by it.
  14. Actually I should apologise. I know Wales and how grim it is. In fact sympathy should be forthcoming.