Abduction

#1
The flat is a mess. Empty beer bottles and half-eaten food everwhere. Something needs to be done. Any tips on how to kidnap a woman?
 
#6
Lure them to your house with promises off shiny things and shoes and if that fails try Saturday night in any city centre around 2 am. Why kidnap when you can just offer a lift then keep them? :D
 
#8
Your mother must be so proud :wink:
 
#12
Nah, they gave up on all that bollox a long time ago
 
#14
Im not a rozzer if thats what you think. My old man was in the Royal Green Jackets, 3rd Batt. I may not have served myself but I spent 16 yrs of my childhood growing up in married quarters etc. Just thought Id swing by and check the site out, didnt mean any offence by it.
 
#17
No apologies necessary. Being Welsh is a self inflicted punishment in itself.

As for the website - no.
 
#20
Surely there must be some cute central european bint willing to help you out on the domestic side of things
 

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