264 channels and sod all worth watching. And if you include IPTV on the web, 23,864 channels and sod all worth watching. The ARRSE TV channel is long overdue. All programme ideas welcome. Iâll start shall I? Good. âPop The Pandasâ. A 5 part series. Pandas. Bloody useless. All he does is eats, shoots, and leaves. Sleep. And hump other Pandas to make little Pandas. Can they manage this? Take a wild guess. Millions of pounds of our scarce resources are devoted to trying to save them, on land the Chinese could use to build Trainers factories so we could have cheaper Trainers. Attenborough must have miles of film on the over grown teddy bears, and they seem to do OK in Zoos, so lets give Mother Nature a helping hand for once. Pop The Pandas. A team of 10 ex SF, slightly overweight, who are all called funny names like Nobbler and Deggsie and Questionable Mary. They pose as a team of environmentalists from a Welsh University, secretly smuggle guns and sharp knives from Kyrgyzstan, then set about playing Pop The Panda. When weâre down to the last Panda, we hold an online auction for the right to finally make these useless creatures extinct. Not only a trophy head on the gunroom wall, and entire trophy species. The Septics and Ivans will love it. Pop The Panda. An ARRSE TV Production.