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Discussion in 'Aviation' started by Pownall, Nov 12, 2007.

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  1. Hi ya'll, I have been browsing the site and I came across the terms, 'Bowsermong', and 'Sigs'. Can someone tell me what they are and how to become one please?
     
  2. You become a bowsermong by having a full frontal lobotomy and a charisma bypass.

    You become a Sigs god by being handsome, well turned out and a bit of a fanny magnet.
     
  3. Bowsermong - Have you ever filled a car up with the wrong fuel ? If so, you are in.

    Sigs God (dess) - Are you baffled by the latest mobile phone ? You too are hired.

    There is only one sensible reason to join the AAC and that is to fly helicopters, the best way to do this quickly is, without a doubt, to join something completely different.

    The alternative of course is to join the REME, you get to spend your whole career (plus mandated breaks) complaining about how crap pilots are while getting paid an awful lot less than them.
     
  4. You're joking aren't you? You blokes are great, you keep telling anyone who will listen.
     
  5. The only people impressed by pilots are other pilots.

    And Hayley from Coronation street
     
  6. You become a sigs (ahem!) God by making brews in a small fart filled tent listening to white noise, pretending line laying is really warry and exciting, or running around in a flap because of Bowman (Whatever that means)
     
  7. Line laying was done by an MT muppet who in exchange for a brew would venture into the cold for you.

    Bowman>>> King of the clansman, admiral of the airwaves, Prince of power distribution, viscounts of voltage and Aristocrats of Ampage, do not do Bowman, its puffy
     
  8. What's this got to do with AAC? I saw them marching past the Cenotaph yesterday. Which one was Sven?
     
  9. The AAC have bowser mongs, and Signals gods....
     
  10. And clever people like me who work in the QMs
     
  11. If you define clever as having managed to snaffle a job which involves counting rolls of Harry Black in between watching Jezza Kyle, surfing the net for loops in the porn filter, getting your fat napper down under the green string shelf, walking thirty yards to the Naafi for that 5th sausage roll/turkish delight combo, reading ZOO/Nuts/What Blanket, whilst your civvie clerk does YOUR job, then Taffridge, I believe that Stephen Hawkins is currently filling his kecks.

    ps have you lost a bit of weight?

    pps you needed to!
     
  12. GroovyGunner, and what does your job entail.. Mr RHQ Tea boy ??.....Run along now there's a good boy the Regty 2ic needs the Conf room vacuuming. :roll:
     
  13. Bowsermong used to epitome of cool, back in the day people used to kill to get a slot a palace brks.
    Best bunch of scroungers and vagabonds you could hope to meet in the Soest area, the girls used to queue up at club sticky just to get a whaft of eau de avtur !! :D

    Definate great career move, what more can you want , loads of idling about, followed by by a 30 second squirt and back to the naafi for tea and tiffin !!
     
  14. Oi Groovybummer,

    Your just sulking cos you have to work for a living unlike when you were an Aerial Twiddler and did sweet fuck all, except read those hair replacement ads in the back of the Sun and change the date on your Biff chit so you didnt have to burn a calorie.

    The last time you did anything strenuous, you had a side parting, and didnt have an intimate knowlege of what the inside of your beret feels like.

    And dont try and say that the only reason that you are shagged out all of the time is down to your bedroom activities, as I know for a fact that you cant afford that much Viagra, you doddering old duffer.

    and to your point yes I do think its clever.


    better than being the most junior blerk in RHQ, your not even allowed to use the photocopier unless the Adjt holds your hand. (And your old enough to be his Dads illegitemate father)
     
  15. [quote="avturaddict"]Bowsermong used to epitome of cool, back in the day people used to kill to get a slot a palace brks.
    Best bunch of scroungers and vagabonds you could hope to meet in the Soest area, the girls used to queue up at club sticky just to get a whaft of eau de avtur !! :D

    Definate great career move, what more can you want , loads of idling about, followed by by a 30 second squirt and back to the naafi for tea and tiffin !![/quote]


    And to think theres an Ex bowser mong in a top job building the Burj Dubai..... 8)