To be honest, if you were attached (a floppy jock I believe you were?) then I think it could be ok and you could hardly be called a 'walt' for wearing one if challenged. The trouble might come from trying to explaining what a gay aircraft you flew.
Thanks for the advice chaps. IÂ´m suprised you didnÂ´t tell me to strip off, wear a bin bag, stick an orange in my mouth and hang myself with my own regtl tie. Obviously a quiet night in your imagination.