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Discussion in 'The NAAFI Bar' started by scrofula, Dec 25, 2008.

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  1. The Japanese whaling fleet has just come to town. Lock up your prawns!!!! And hide the lobster under the bed. Tuna is for gays. Big boys eat dolphin.
  2. your carp is fish!
  3. I was nearlyshot for trying tio free a carp round this paty od the world
  4. Scrof, your plaice must have padded walls.
  5. He has an interesting collection of 'special' coats as well :wink:
  6. Just to use the present tench: whats tomato with you? It's not a fish it's a fruit but goes well with a nice rock salmon and some gingseng aubergines.
  7. Scrof, I was just thinking I'd got this 'life' thing sussed....then I read your posts and am back to square one 8O
  8. Scrof,do you only sleep when the medication kicks in?
  9. It's like an online version of One Flew Over The Cuckoo's Nest :D
  10. Don't worry about it...just think that 20 years ago you were on your grifter and in another twenty you will have magpies pecking at your head as the family dance like bobbles on the sock of a new born albanian mountain of the thunder eagles indeed.
  11. Seconded...

  12. The tigers of wrath are wiser than the hoses of learning
  13. Don't you start!!! 8O
  14. Wool it be straight or wool it be gay? Hmm...tough one but I've come to the conclusion that ewe swing both ways. Plus something about ramming and balls and stuff.
  15. You say that like its a bad thing ?