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#1
The Japanese whaling fleet has just come to town. Lock up your prawns!!!! And hide the lobster under the bed. Tuna is for gays. Big boys eat dolphin.
 
#5
blackrat_scaleyback said:
Scrof, your plaice must have padded walls.
He has an interesting collection of 'special' coats as well :wink:
 
#6
Just to use the present tench: whats tomato with you? It's not a fish it's a fruit but goes well with a nice rock salmon and some gingseng aubergines.
 
#7
Scrof, I was just thinking I'd got this 'life' thing sussed....then I read your posts and am back to square one 8O
 
#9
twosugarsnomilk said:
Scrof,do you only sleep when the medication kicks in?
It's like an online version of One Flew Over The Cuckoo's Nest :D
 
#10
Don't worry about it...just think that 20 years ago you were on your grifter and in another twenty you will have magpies pecking at your head as the family dance like bobbles on the sock of a new born albanian mountain infant...land of the thunder eagles indeed.
 
#12
The tigers of wrath are wiser than the hoses of learning
 
#13
Detmold_Drunk said:
The tigers of wrath are wiser than the hoses of learning
Don't you start!!! 8O
 
#14
Detmold_Drunk said:
The tigers of wrath are wiser than the hoses of learning
Wool it be straight or wool it be gay? Hmm...tough one but I've come to the conclusion that ewe swing both ways. Plus something about ramming and balls and stuff.
 
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trowel

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#16
WARNING! You are all becoming infected with this Scrof lunacy. Ther is more than one Scrofula, there is a whole army of them working in shifts 24/7, in a disused Yorkshire coal mine. Their mission is to sap the will and break the sanity of the populace, thus making it more ammenable to the dictats of Uncle Gordon. Your only defence is to turn of your computer and do something instead.
 
#17
Even you know the plan! Damn....we might have to leave the tortoise now but I'm blown if I'm going to leave my gramophone behind...save my gramaphone! Anyway gents, we need to claw some time back now, we might have to wing it, if you can fir this up the pecking order you'll get a feather in your collective cap.
 
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Tremaine

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#18
This is Pollocks and you can only expect Barb replies, Scrof'. I won't Carp on about your threads, but really, you're a strange sole and a Dab hand at comedy.
 
#19
Tremaine said:
This is Pollocks and you can only expect Barb replies, Scrof'. I won't Carp on about your threads, but really, you're a strange sole and a Dab hand at comedy.
No he's not he's a ....................(feel free to fill in your own description)
 
#20
twosugarsnomilk said:
Tremaine said:
This is Pollocks and you can only expect Barb replies, Scrof'. I won't Carp on about your threads, but really, you're a strange sole and a Dab hand at comedy.
No he's not he's a ....................(feel free to fill in your own description)
Really...I am a delightful man...sorry I've been away but like the scottish fellas who couldn't get into their emails, I kenny loggins.
 

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