Discussion in 'The NAAFI Bar' started by duckeypoos, May 14, 2005.

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  1. aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa
  2. We are not worthy...
  3. that man is a leg end
  4. The dress sense brings back bad memories..... Got to love being 18 and trying to shag anything female with a heart beat.
  5. Anyone else sitting crossed legged?
  6. I have but one question, and one question only:

    Do you write for Playboy or Penthouse? For some reason, I believe this whole story is bullshit.
  7. What you can have them with heart beats? i thought mine dident talk much.
  8. aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa
  9. Being female and once using my teeth in a similar fashion on my ex-husband to persuade him he should just give me the requested item out of the goodness of his heart I can see this being in all probability true...... and not to uncommon. You have been warned.

    Beebs :wink:
  10. You should be beheaded woman. The words 'teeth' and 'knob' should never grace the same sentence.

    Legs still crossed....
  11. Babycakes, I do not doubt your story at all. However, that, at the time, was your HUSBAND. This guy is saying he was standing at an ATM, minding his own business, when a good looking woman walked up to him and just said, "Let's shag."

    Truly, what are the chances of that occurring??? Less then 1%??? Be real here...

    Am I saying it didn't and/or couldn't occur? No, I am not. What I am saying is: It is PROBABLY bullshit.
  12. Just a little bit of biting you bunch of soft cnuts! :D

    Since when has being gobbed off by some whore been a "First shag as a squaddie"?

    Bunch of dull twats - i would rather read the mirror, at least there articles have more truth in them! :lol:
  13. Maybe he isn't fugly?

    Beebs :wink:
  14. aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa
  15. As if anyone would tell porkies on ARRSE? :wink: