A Yank a Jap and a Paddy

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  1. Three men, one American, one Japanese and an Irishman were sitting naked
    in a sauna. Suddenly there was a beeping sound. The American pressed his
    forearm and the beep stopped. The others looked at him questioningly.
    "That was my pager," he said, "I have a microchip under the skin of my
    arm." A few minutes later a 'phone rang. The Japanese fellow lifted his
    palm to his ear.

    When he finished he explained, "That was my mobile 'phone. I have a
    microchip in my hand." The Irishman felt decidedly low tech, but not to be
    outdone he decided he had to do something just as impressive. He stepped
    out of the sauna and went to the bathroom. He returned with a piece of
    toilet paper hanging from his butt. The others raised their eyebrows and
    stared at him. The Irishman glanced around behind him and said ....

    " Oh My , will you look at that, I'm getting a fax"