A woman scorned

Discussion in 'The NAAFI Bar' started by Tricky1982, Jan 11, 2013.

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  1. Darwin was fucking spot on.
     
  2. My eyes are fucking bleeding.
     
  3. With it being Florida they would have had nice weather for it.
     
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  4. As it's Florida where there is a higher than average number of old people, they have a very large number of funeral parlors. What I suspect has happened is that they mistakenly ( probably through drug use) went into a funeral parlor instead of the beauty salon next door. The moticial then set about draining their bodies and applying coffin make-up on them.
    I honestly can't think of anything else that would give them that appearance.
     
  5. they never capture their best side do they?
     
  6. How would they ID them with a view of the back of their heads though?
     
  7. Jeeez H Crizt... Fucking lush!
     
  8. Fang_Farrier

    Fang_Farrier LE Reviewer Book Reviewer

    Not bad considering the victim managed to jump from the truck and run to house whilst having a broken pelvis!
     
  9. There truly are some fucking strange people in this world of ours!
     
  10. Yes, but apart from Japan, they are mostly in Yankland. Every country in the world has a selection of nut-jobs, but why does the USA seem to specialise in breeding them?