A Woman At A Party

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  1. A woman scans the guests at a party and spots an attractive
    man standing alone. She approaches him.

    'My name is Carmen,' she says.

    'That's a beautiful name, ' he replies, 'Is it a family name?'

    'No,' she says. 'I gave it to myself. It reflects the things I like most, cars and men.'

    'What's your name?' she asks.

    He replies, "Beercunt."
  2. I know his cousin, B J Titsengolf.