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A Woman At A Party

A woman scans the guests at a party and spots an attractive
man standing alone. She approaches him.

'My name is Carmen,' she says.

'That's a beautiful name, ' he replies, 'Is it a family name?'

'No,' she says. 'I gave it to myself. It reflects the things I like most, cars and men.'

'What's your name?' she asks.

He replies, "Beercunt."

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