Raven2008
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This made me laugh about a funny smell coming from one of 847 NAS matelot digs, which turned out to be his naked Indonesian gf hiding for ages.
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As it transpires the Shore Patrol /MoD Plod duly escorted off her the premises and said matelot is probably in leg irons awaiting his fate, which I imagine be walking the plank.
Wonder if she is a Wildcat and he could cop a plea for taking his work home lol
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Half-naked woman found hiding in airman's wardrobe after reports of bad smell
The technician tried to hide his lover with a sign outside his door, saying 'Do not enter, own cleaning taken care of'.

As it transpires the Shore Patrol /MoD Plod duly escorted off her the premises and said matelot is probably in leg irons awaiting his fate, which I imagine be walking the plank.
Wonder if she is a Wildcat and he could cop a plea for taking his work home lol
cheers