A Wildcat in the wardrobe

This made me laugh about a funny smell coming from one of 847 NAS matelot digs, which turned out to be his naked Indonesian gf hiding for ages.


As it transpires the Shore Patrol /MoD Plod duly escorted off her the premises and said matelot is probably in leg irons awaiting his fate, which I imagine be walking the plank.

Wonder if she is a Wildcat and he could cop a plea for taking his work home lol

cheers
 
"We are investigating the incident but the individual is a European national and there is no suspicion of espionage."

What a bone comment. So Europeans won't spy on us then?
 
In 2018, 27 regt had a pregnant illegal immigrant (From Kenya) hiding in her boyfriends (From the Caribbean) room. Her boyfriend was a 10 year tom on the biff.
**** all happened to the tom and she was allowed to stay in the UK because she was up the duff.
 
ISTR a section in the Argyll and Sutherland Highlanders clubbed together to buy a racehorse in the 1970s. All well and good, but to save money they tried to stable it in their barrack room.
 
QM's walk round of the SLA in Andover discovered a female Canadian national living in an individuals room. It turns out that the individual, a f@cktard of some renown, had gotten married and hadn't known that married quarters were a thing. This was possibly 7-8 years ago.
 
In 2018, 27 regt had a pregnant illegal immigrant (From Kenya) hiding in her boyfriends (From the Caribbean) room. Her boyfriend was a 10 year tom on the biff.
**** all happened to the tom and she was allowed to stay in the UK because she was up the duff.
shocking...I might write to my local MP about this.

Outraged,
Bracknell.
 
shocking...I might write to my local MP about this.

Outraged,
Bracknell.

I cant remember if he had just left so it might not have been on his watch.
 
QM's walk round of the SLA in Andover discovered a female Canadian national living in an individuals room. It turns out that the individual, a f@cktard of some renown, had gotten married and hadn't known that married quarters were a thing. This was possibly 7-8 years ago.
Was it in early Victorian times families lived in barrack rooms with husband?
 
This made me laugh about a funny smell coming from one of 847 NAS matelot digs, which turned out to be his naked Indonesian gf hiding for ages.


As it transpires the Shore Patrol /MoD Plod duly escorted off her the premises and said matelot is probably in leg irons awaiting his fate, which I imagine be walking the plank.

Wonder if she is a Wildcat and he could cop a plea for taking his work home lol

cheers

Good lad !
It was fun while it lasted .

( next time bring her in take-aways, not a wok and a gas ring )
 
ISTR a section in the Argyll and Sutherland Highlanders clubbed together to buy a racehorse in the 1970s. All well and good, but to save money they tried to stable it in their barrack room.

Horses for courses it is anyhow is that not what the RAC lot do is take their horses home with them :p :D in the same boudoir lol

Cheers
 

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