a wee story from scotland

Discussion in 'Miscellaneous Jokes' started by Gunner_smudge, Sep 13, 2010.

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  1. A man was cupping his hand to drink from a Scottish highland stream
    The local gamekeeper shouted..."Dinnae drink yon water mon, it's foo o coo's shit 'n' pish"
    The man replied, " Can you repeat that my good fellow, I'm English."
    The gamekeeper shouted back...."I said use both hands, ye'll
    get more that way."