A Warning from Canada - check your tyres

Discussion in 'The NAAFI Bar' started by Excognito, Oct 20, 2010.

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  1. I think this gentleman has been mentioned before, Colonel Williams should serve as a reminder to us all.

    If only he'd remembered to change his tyres,
    he would still have had a brilliant future as panty-sniffing, transvestite mass murdering rapist. As it is, he has been reduced to being the victim of an editor's need to get quoted on the News Quiz - "Canadian military officer exposed as a cross-dressing serial killer"; the ignominy.

    Let this be a warning to us all. Check your tread patterns and make sure they are totally anonymous.
  2. I'm booked in for Monday... Cheers pal.
  3. I use Kojak tyres on my motor..... no tread patterns....... except where I drag my fat butt over the snow covered sidewalks and freeways....

    I know.... i never was quite the ticket..... but I still like me...as I have to live with me... Now what was the question....

    ah... yes.... cross-dressing transvestites....... shhhhhhhhhh!!

    Matron still thinks I'm a gung-ho hero and warrior of the 1960s and 1970s........ that's why I have to keep taking me Meds... there you have it, I'm talking bollix as usual...well it's late and soon time for beddy-byes with my big pink and white fluffy wabbitt..... She's called Fred.... I get funny looks when I take her for walks in Tescos .....