It's been common knowledge between my mates that a certain red headed pal of ours spends more time and around his bird's anus than he does anywhere else. She is also fit as fuck which sends me spiralling into a half wank/moonwalk if I get a fleeting memory of when she hiked her dress up after York races and pissed all over the back wheel of a Van Hool Ileese.. I like a bit of arse if it's attached to a bird who will 'taste herself' afterwards and it would have to be devoid of any hair and must not be the same colour or texture of a Toffee Crisp, aside from that I can take it or leave it. I am intrugued though, if your'e arsehole is stretched daily, much like hers what are the long term effects? I would like as much ammunition I can throw at him next time we are on the piss, lotions, creams, medical studies, or for most of you dirty cunts, your experiances. I am sure as shit her arsehole will look like one of the big red cushion on the settee on Big Brother within the next decade.