A true test of friendship!

This really works . . . ! If you don't believe it, just try this experiment.

Put your dog and your wife in the boot of the car for an hour.

When you open the boot, who is really happy to see you?
HA hah hahahahahahah

That is brilliant.

Also note that a dog will never give you less than a warm and excited welcome when you walk in to the house.
This does not work................ they were both dead and now I cannot get the smell out of the car!
lol if you slap either on the nose with a rolled up newspaper, which one forgives you first?
Puts me in mind of that old dilemma: The wife is at the front door, screaming at you to let her in. The dog is at the back door barking to be let in. You are half way between the two. Which door do you open first?

The back, 'cause at least the dog will shut up once you let it in.


Paid to have the dogs nuts cut off, and he still thinks i'm great. Forked out again for a hysterectomy (to suprise her when she came round) and i'm up in court.

What the fuck is that all about?
I bought my missus a pair of slippers and a dildo for xmas.

"what's the dildo for ?" she said.

"coz, if you don't like the slippers you can go fcuk yaself" says I.

We exchanged gunfire shortly afterwards.

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