A true tale of courage and bravery

Discussion in 'Sick Jokes' started by Skunkmiester, Jul 3, 2013.

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  1. This is a story to inspire you to reach for your dreams.

    Many years ago I came a close 2nd in the Miss Brazil 1949 competition. Later that year I emigrated and was beset by a long period of bad luck.

    I suffered years of drug and alcohol abuse and a series of eating disorders. I lost a leg and needed facial reconstruction surgery after a road traffic accident. Later, I suffered 90% burns in an unprovoked acid attack. Several of my teeth were knocked out and an eye gouged in a bitch fight outside a Chicken Cottage. The stress caused severe hair loss and facial warts. But I never stopped believing.

    And then finally last week I was crowned Miss Scotland 2013.
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  2. Outstanding.