A trip to the vet

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  1. Three Labrador retrievers - a brown, yellow and black - are sitting in the
    waiting room at the vet's office when they strike up a conversation. The
    black lab turns to the brown lab and says, "So why are you here?" The brown
    lab replies, "I'm a pisser, I piss on everything - the sofa, the curtains,
    the cat, the kids. But the final straw was last night, when I pissed in the
    middle of my owner's bed." The black lab says, "So what is the vet going to
    do?" "Gonna give me Prozac," came the reply from the brown lab. "All the
    vets are prescribing it. It works for everything," He then turns to the
    yellow lab and asks, "Why are you here?" The yellow lab says, "I'm a
    digger, I dig under fences, dig up flowers and trees, I dig just for the
    hell of it. When I'm inside, I dig up the carpets. But I went over the line
    last night when I dug a great big hole in my owner's couch." "So what are
    they going to do to you?" the black lab inquired. "Looks like Prozac for me
    too," the dejected yellow lab said. The yellow lab then turns to the
    black lab and asks what he's at the vet's office for. "I'm a humper," the
    black lab says, "I'll hump anything. I'll hump the cat, a pillow, the
    table, fire hydrants, whatever. I want too hump everything I see.
    Yesterday, my owner had just got out of the shower and was bending down to
    dry her toes and I couldn't help myself, I hopped on her back and started
    humping away. The yellow and brown labs exchange a sad glance and say, "So,
    Prozac for you too, huh?" The black lab says, "No, I'm here to get my nails
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