A trip to the vet

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Three Labrador retrievers - a brown, yellow and black - are sitting in the
waiting room at the vet's office when they strike up a conversation. The
black lab turns to the brown lab and says, "So why are you here?" The brown
lab replies, "I'm a pisser, I piss on everything - the sofa, the curtains,
the cat, the kids. But the final straw was last night, when I pissed in the
middle of my owner's bed." The black lab says, "So what is the vet going to
do?" "Gonna give me Prozac," came the reply from the brown lab. "All the
vets are prescribing it. It works for everything," He then turns to the
yellow lab and asks, "Why are you here?" The yellow lab says, "I'm a
digger, I dig under fences, dig up flowers and trees, I dig just for the
hell of it. When I'm inside, I dig up the carpets. But I went over the line
last night when I dug a great big hole in my owner's couch." "So what are
they going to do to you?" the black lab inquired. "Looks like Prozac for me
too," the dejected yellow lab said. The yellow lab then turns to the
black lab and asks what he's at the vet's office for. "I'm a humper," the
black lab says, "I'll hump anything. I'll hump the cat, a pillow, the
table, fire hydrants, whatever. I want too hump everything I see.
Yesterday, my owner had just got out of the shower and was bending down to
dry her toes and I couldn't help myself, I hopped on her back and started
humping away. The yellow and brown labs exchange a sad glance and say, "So,
Prozac for you too, huh?" The black lab says, "No, I'm here to get my nails
clipped."
 

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