A Theme Tune For Arrse

#1
Now half way down my bottle of single malt... it occurrrrrrred to me that we need a theme tunezzzz. Oh yes we do...

My first.... koruzzz or verzzz... join in... sing alon and write your own versezz...


I give you a toast, ladies and gentlemen.

There'll always be an arrse site - while there's a troll to flame
Wherever there's a point to trash besides a ffucked up brain
There'll always be an arrsehole - while there's a thread to claim
Wherever there's a incident for all to laugh and shame
 
#2
ooh ooh please can we have the theme from Hawaii 50.

or for the pervs out there what about Rawhide.
 
#3
A bit Septic... I'm thinking something British... perhaps the theme music from the Archers... but due to the power of cleavage and Scotch, or cleavage and cleavage... I could soon agree to anything... ok I give in.
 
#5
BanjoBill said:
A bit Septic... I'm thinking something British... perhaps the theme music from the Archers... but due to the power of cleavage and Scotch, or cleavage and cleavage... I could soon agree to anything... ok I give in.
All the best theme tunes are septic, can you really see the members of arrse mincing along to the Archers or the theme tune to emmerdale?
Although the theme to the sweeney might just work.
 
#7
always look on the bright side of life by monty pytho! ! ! ! !! !
 
#11
or how about something from the Lighthouse Family? give us an excuse to beat the sh1t outta people for taking the p1ss.
 
#12
BanjoBill said:
Now half way down my bottle of single malt... it occurrrrrrred to me that we need a theme tunezzzz. Oh yes we do...

My first.... koruzzz or verzzz... join in... sing alon and write your own versezz...


I give you a toast, ladies and gentlemen.

There'll always be an arrse site - while there's a troll to flame
Wherever there's a point to trash besides a ffucked up brain
There'll always be an arrsehole - while there's a thread to claim
Wherever there's a incident for all to laugh and shame
The Naafi Bar's for grown-ups, a few whippersnappers too
Don't show it to your family, what will they think of you?
No-one likes a walt, especially guys like Lerch
They look like fecking schoolgirls, who ought to be in church!


Neeeext :oops:
 
#13
#14
scotlass said:
BanjoBill said:
A bit Septic... I'm thinking something British... perhaps the theme music from the Archers... but due to the power of cleavage and Scotch, or cleavage and cleavage... I could soon agree to anything... ok I give in.
All the best theme tunes are septic, can you really see the members of arrse mincing along to the Archers or the theme tune to emmerdale?
Although the theme to the sweeney might just work.
I agree.. perhaps I was a little hasty in drossing our lesser septic cousins... am just about to walk home from the office... whilst whistling Blazing Saddles... naturally I will kill any chavs I bump into along the way. Will log back in soon. Love that cleavage avatar thing... :wink:
 
#19
#20
How about: I Vow To The My Country - (Jupiter from Holst's Planet Suite) - Stirring stuff.

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