A text from my Father

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  1. I got a text off my Father today. It went like this.

    Sometimes when you cry
    no one sees your tears........

    Sometimes when your worried,
    no one sees your pain..........

    Sometimes when your happy,
    no one sees your smile............

    But just you try.....

    Having a wa nk on a bus and see how much f***ing
    attention you get.

    PS- Any chance you could pick me up from the Police station
    in about an hour ??
  2. Your dad is a star.
  3. Dim and distant? ;)
  4. My dad forwarded this text to me ...

    Have you noticed that if you rearrange the word 'Immigrants' and add a few more letters it spells out:

    'Fuck off and go home, you hairy faced, sandal wearing, bomb making, benefit grabbing, smelly rag head pricks'

    How weird is that ??
  5. Quality!! :)
  6. So did you bail him out?
  7. Should't you be on the way North by now?
  8. I'm leaving at 23 hundred hours o'clock pm :wink:
  9. The M25 will be fairly quiet by then.
  10. I liked it so much, that I forwarded it on.
  11. My old man is a miserable old cnut. A phone call is out of the question let a lone a text. We'll meet at one of our funerals. But we get on great whenever we meet.