Give me a sec while i stop laughing!!! Fine now. Just been approached while at work by a middle-aged guy in a desert cbt jacket. Nothing unusual there until he speaks. And I quote. "I hear that you used to be in the Army" I replied "Did some time" He then goes on to say: "Well i am a lance jack in the TA. Tell you what, if you want to come along tonight i will make sure you are looked after. If you get in i can get you in my section and take you under my wing. Teach you the ropes so to speak!" I replied by saying that i would think about it. He then wanders off after giving me a knowing wink. My colleague (ex RGJ) then approaches me and tells me that this guy spends his wages every month on kit!! Has never been a reg, and has been in the TA for 9 years and is still a LCPL. WHAT A CNUT!!! That has made my day.