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Discussion in 'The NAAFI Bar' started by Ciggie, Jan 12, 2012.

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  1. Ciggie

    Ciggie On ROPs

    Even though the price of going to a few blocks of concrete populated by lazy wankers is going up to 9,000 quid a year, the best they can come out with is bollocks like this:

    Obsessive smart phone users hear 'phantom vibrations' - Telegraph


    I think it's time we started a University of Arrse. Course subjects, professors etc. please.
     
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  3. Ciggie

    Ciggie On ROPs

    Right Sir, if that was an application for the job of Professor of Gay Whiteboard Postmodernist Thinking, you might be up for an interview. Wear a casual dress.
     
  4. I've worn a kilt before, never a fucking dress. You fucking helmet.
     
  5. Ciggie

    Ciggie On ROPs

    Ah, I see that subtle attempt to wheedle your way into the interviewers good books....perhaps you know something other applicants don't. For example the fact that, even though not being a porridge-swallower, I have in fact had to endure the humility of wearing a kilt, quite often, not just for pukestained stagdos. It'll get you nowhere, Goat....unless you decide to wear a strapon instead of a sporran.
     
  6. I'd like to apply for the History of Tropperism PhD, please.

    I could use 20 or so years of student benefits.
     
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  7. Regius Professor of Really Hard Thinking, for me please. And once I have tenure I'll be straight on sabbatical.