a story on sweets

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  1. Mr Cadbury and Miss Rowntree met on a Double Decker, it was After Eight.

    She was from Quality Street, he was a Fisherman's Friend.

    On the way they stopped at a Yorkie Bar, he had a Rum and Butter,she
    had a Wine Gum.

    He asked her name, "Polo, I'm the one with the hole" she said.

    "I'm the one with the nuts," he thought! Then he touched her Milky Way.

    They checked in to a hotel, and went straight to the bedroom.

    Mr Cadbury turned out the light for a bit of Black Magic. It wasn't long before he
    slipped his hand into her Snickers and felt her Cream Egg. He fondled her Flap Jacks
    then he showed her his Curly Wurly and Tic Tacs.

    Miss Rowntree wasn't keen to have any Jelly Babies, so she let him take
    a trip down Bourneville Boulevard via her Party Ring. He was pleased
    as he always fancied a bit of Fudge. It was a magic moment as she let out
    a scream of Turkish Delight.

    When he pulled out, his fun size Mars Bar felt a bit Crunchie.

    She wanted more, but he needed Time Out,however,he noticed her Pink Wafers looked very appetizing.
    He did a Twirl,had a Picnic in her Sherbet Dip and finished off by giving her a Gob Stopper!

    Unfortunately, Mr Cadbury then had to go home to his wife, Caramel.

    Sadly he was soon to discover he had VD. It turned out Miss Rowntree had been with Allsorts!!!
  2. Im hungry now :shakefist:
  3. Im sending this one round the office.... hehehehe
  4. That joke, has its own tankard in the local british legion, and has recently purchased a small retirement flat in eastbourne

    Please let it die peacefully, and if possible join it.
  5. 'Time Out' I would say.