A squaddie vying for the "Miss England" title

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Dear G..

I am so old.

C'mon fellas, this is a wind-up, isn't it? (Had to look again - now I'm coming over all blind).

No. I'll not believe............ (Is this site a British ARMY site?)

Oh, thanks nurse, - I'll be 'ok' in a moment or two - no, please don't shut the internet down - please. Oi! my bedding was changed a day or so ago, - c'mon.......... what are you doing? So, so, I had a whatsit, you know.........

Why was I born so long ago?
 
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Is that story of her "Disarming" a captured militiaman gen or what?
 
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Closet_Jibber said:
Is that story of her "Disarming" a captured militiaman gen or what?
She was in the back of a wagon when a prisoner tried to leg it, she tried to grab him. Next thing you know shes being nominated for an award.
 
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I remember hearing about this a while back but it was from a slightly more negative view point.
 
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"The Army made me who I am today and now I want to give something back. My main ambition if I won would be to promote the Forces and raise awareness of their charities."

Can the Army make me one? :wink:

Certainly not WAAF, the legs are on the right way up. :wink:
 
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spaz said:
Closet_Jibber said:
I remember hearing about this a while back but it was from a slightly more negative view point.
I know her fella, he told me a version.
I suspect by your bluntness its the same version I heard. :roll:
 
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spaz said:
Closet_Jibber said:
spaz said:
Closet_Jibber said:
I remember hearing about this a while back but it was from a slightly more negative view point.
I know her fella, he told me a version.
I suspect by your bluntness its the same version I heard. :roll:
Quite possibly.
why would her bloke be negative about her?

She's certainly one perty laydee
 

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NAAFI_LITE said:
What a trollop, parading her wares like that.
Exactly my thoughts. Whore of babylon, and that make-up is just awwwwful darling, and who on earth is her designer. White pants are soooo last year.
 
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Just for the slow ones.

A Black girl has won the mizz uk competition.

Whats next a black prime minister or even dare i say it "Queen".

Comments on a fag packet to lurd bendy mendy 10 up brown street. ta.
 

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