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A squaddie Prime Minister-the mind boggles

#1
Can anyone visualise the changes he/she would make to England's military, diplomatic, social, economic, cultural, sexual, political, environmental and legal structures?

My imagination fails me, quite frankly :?

boggle boggle boggle
 

the_boy_syrup

LE
Book Reviewer
#5
EX Cpl A Hitler
Change the word Jews in the manifesto to Chav and we may be on to a winner
Looks after his armed forces
Smart uniforms
Builds decent roads
Makes the trains run on time
Looks after criminals (soon to be renamed Fig 11)

I just don't know where he went wrong first time round
 
#7
the_boy_syrup said:
EX Cpl A Hitler
Change the word Jews in the manifesto to Chav and we may be on to a winner
Looks after his armed forces
Smart uniforms
Builds decent roads
Makes the trains run on time
Looks after criminals (soon to be renamed Fig 11)

I just don't know where he went wrong first time round
Apart from that,just what did the Nazis do for us? :D
 
#8
firestarter said:
the_boy_syrup said:
EX Cpl A Hitler
Change the word Jews in the manifesto to Chav and we may be on to a winner
Looks after his armed forces
Smart uniforms
Builds decent roads
Makes the trains run on time
Looks after criminals (soon to be renamed Fig 11)

I just don't know where he went wrong first time round
Apart from that,just what did the Nazis do for us? :D
The Autobahns
Space Travel
Package holidays
Herbal Medicine
Economic Recovery
Hugo Boss
Affordable Family Cars

Apart from that,just what did the Nazis do for us?
 
#13
They also made another beginning with the letter 'Z' and ending with 'B' but every time I google it for spelling I get told my computer has done something wrong and will be closed down? Try it.
 
#14
firestarter said:
firestarter said:
the_boy_syrup said:
EX Cpl A Hitler
Change the word Jews in the manifesto to Chav and we may be on to a winner
Looks after his armed forces
Smart uniforms
Builds decent roads
Makes the trains run on time
Looks after criminals (soon to be renamed Fig 11)

I just don't know where he went wrong first time round
Apart from that,just what did the Nazis do for us? :D
The Autobahns
Space Travel
Package holidays
Herbal Medicine
Economic Recovery
Hugo Boss
Affordable Family Cars

Apart from that,just what did the Nazis do for us?
Er,
Gucci tanks rather than Tesco Value ones.
The Assault Rifle
short case rifle rounds
Bonkers flying wing things
In fact a whole bunch of aviation firsts are attributed to Herr Schicklgruber and his minions.


But apart from that, just what did the Nazis do for us?
 
#16
Apparently the last election gave us the first parliament ever where none of the members had any form of military experience.
With the continual shrinking of the services and the increasing use of commonwealth citizens the likelihood of any future squaddies getting in is pretty remote.
Now if they changed the way we were represented and instead of basing it on local constituencies, gave us a list of national candidates, some of whom were ex or serving squaddies then they might stand a chance of getting in. That assumes that the rules haven't changed and serving personnel are still allowed to stand?
 

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