A squaddie Prime Minister-the mind boggles

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  1. puzzledgrunt

    puzzledgrunt Old-Salt

    Can anyone visualise the changes he/she would make to England's military, diplomatic, social, economic, cultural, sexual, political, environmental and legal structures?

    My imagination fails me, quite frankly :?

    boggle boggle boggle
     
  2. thegimp

    thegimp LE

    I'll do it for 90 thou and a duty driver for p+ss ups
     
  3. Dennis Healy (almost)
    James Callaghan (OK RN)
    Churchill (Royal Scots)
     
  4. Paragon

    Paragon Old-Salt

    Enoch Powell?
     
  5. the_boy_syrup

    the_boy_syrup LE Book Reviewer

    EX Cpl A Hitler
    Change the word Jews in the manifesto to Chav and we may be on to a winner
    Looks after his armed forces
    Smart uniforms
    Builds decent roads
    Makes the trains run on time
    Looks after criminals (soon to be renamed Fig 11)

    I just don't know where he went wrong first time round
     
  6. Look, not another Liberal
     
  7. Apart from that,just what did the Nazis do for us? :D
     
  8. The Autobahns
    Space Travel
    Package holidays
    Herbal Medicine
    Economic Recovery
    Hugo Boss
    Affordable Family Cars

    Apart from that,just what did the Nazis do for us?
     
  9. BarceBandit

    BarceBandit Old-Salt

    Churchill Royal Scots? I thought he was 21st.Lancers? He was at Omdurman. :?
     
  10. deSTABlised

    deSTABlised Old-Salt

    OK, he was a crab(sort of), but Flt Lt Jerry Rawlings wasn't bad; a bit robust when dealing with bad eggs, but pretty good by african standards.
     
  11. Taffnp

    Taffnp LE

    Would be better than a Muslim PM
     
  12. BarceBandit

    BarceBandit Old-Salt

    Col.Tim Collins?
    Mad Mitch?
     
  13. BarceBandit

    BarceBandit Old-Salt

    They also made another beginning with the letter 'Z' and ending with 'B' but every time I google it for spelling I get told my computer has done something wrong and will be closed down? Try it.
     
  14. deSTABlised

    deSTABlised Old-Salt

    Er,
    Gucci tanks rather than Tesco Value ones.
    The Assault Rifle
    short case rifle rounds
    Bonkers flying wing things
    In fact a whole bunch of aviation firsts are attributed to Herr Schicklgruber and his minions.


    But apart from that, just what did the Nazis do for us?
     
  15. deSTABlised

    deSTABlised Old-Salt

    Do you mean Zyklon B?