"A Skinful of Asbach" to the tune of "A brimful of Asha"

#1
Any one remember this, it got a lot of air time on BFBS, 10 plus years ago. Anyone know the lyrics? Every time I see a bottle of Asbach in the NAAFI, it pops into my head and subsequently pisses me off like a jedward song
 
#6
Asbach!!!! Overpriced turps for mincing gigolos and rent boys, Dujardin Golden Keys is the true stuff of squaddie nightmare and it's cheaper than windscreen de-icer!
 
#8
Who's are those tweeds?

Is your name Albert Postlethwaite perchance?
 
#10
Cernunnos must be a little under the weather, somebody mentioned 'Pies'
 
#11
Asbach Gedopt (Asbach and coke in equal parts) AKA the Wiener Schnitzel, as it had the same amount of calories according to the barman in the Jr. Ranks Mess at 4(f) Wing.
Rotten stuff, druther have a Himbeergeist.
 
#12
Any one remember this, it got a lot of air time on BFBS, 10 plus years ago. Anyone know the lyrics? Every time I see a bottle of Asbach in the NAAFI, it pops into my head and subsequently pisses me off like a jedward song
Not familiar with that one but here's a mildly amusing alternative lifted from


Lyrics


All rights to original material acknowledged etc. etc.

I’m sweatin’ I’ve just got into Heathrow off of ‘t Kabul flight
I’m paranoid I’m looking side to side
Thinking ‘bout this bloody package what I’m tryin’ to Hide

Big lump of hashish up mi BACKSIDE
Big lump of hashish up mi BACKSIDE
Big lump of hashish up mi BACKSIDE
(said there’s a)
Big lump of hashish up mi BACKSIDE

I’m shakin’, I’m shakin’ like a shittin’ dog
Cos’ customs man, he’s clocked me
He’s got me in his beady eye
And if he finds what I’ve got
I’m doing fifteen to life…

Big lump of hashish up mi BACKSIDE
Big lump of hashish up mi BACKSIDE
Big lump of hashish up mi BACKSIDE
(said there’s a)
Big lump of hashish up mi BACKSIDE

I’m sweating, I’m running like a bastard
Cos mi cover’s blown
I’m bein’ pursued, by two sniffer dogs
Gonna find mesen a toilet and deposit this log.

Big lump of hashish up mi BACKSIDE
Big lump of hashish up mi BACKSIDE
Big lump of hashish up mi BACKSIDE
(said there’s a)
Big lump of hashish up mi BACKSIDE
Big lump of hashish up mi BACKSIDE
Big lump of hashish up mi BACKSIDE
Big lump of hashish up mi BACKSIDE
(said there’s a)
Big lump of hashish up mi BACKSIDE
 
#13
I remember 'Skinful of Asbach' from BFBS as well. 98 or 99 (?). If I recall correctly, there was talk of releasing it as a single until copyright laws were taken into account!
 
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